

Charming child dressed to the nines, lovingly who obviously was the apple of their eye. Lady, overly tight clothes for frame, orange, too much slap. Him – mullet, rats tail, tshirt with screaming skulls, lightning, etc in black about 75kilos dripping wet and Skeletor-like, tattoos that looked homemade. Rather frightening looking young man and his lady love step in. waiting at bus stop, at which I was carting a sword in a box ( freemasonry meeting ). Sje admitted it, and I said, well if they were all like you, good on ya! ( sadly no.) So invented the phrase, embrace your inner bogan! just for her.Ģ. Sweet as anything, I told her, you are SUCH the bogan. Frangipani stickers on car, playboy seat covers, vitamin water ( despite me telling her, dont waste your money darling, Ive studied Nutritional medical science for 24 years- I’ll MAKE you some! 20 something housemate- loves ed hardy, spray tans, lots of makeup. Im imported ex-goth but I have met some lovely bogansġ. Grinding hot chips into David Jones Carpet

Unfolding one towel of every colour, of same stacked towels, all of which are same size and holding it up and throwing it down like dirty laundry Multi-level marketing ( of which after joining they do nothing but whinge, and do anything but their own part instead trying to take over the main man’s job (( of which he holds many years of writing erudite articles, various degrees and past editing of articles, blogs, tutorials and management training.)) Packs of roving youths in identical garb, all which sport some form of number logoĭrunken adolescents screaming abuse at anyone with dark skin, while clad in aussie flag, after Aussie Day celebrations ( in which all enjoyed Presets, then we were bombarded by Jimmy ) Trannie plat stilettos ( that sadly make plump girls in too tight dresses, look like, well they have pigs feet. Loud drunken lovers tiffs outside of Moosheads, females with mascara running down face screaming, ‘ but i love youse!” Pinching brand name sports-gear from Myer ( Adidas mostly ) from Myer then threatening to inject security officers with syringes of their own blood ” with AIDS, you cunt!”įilling kids with red cordial and sugar iced donuts, then getting aggro on their tiny flailing asses- ” sit down! calm down! stop it! ” and wacking them in public

Smoking a ciggie while standing by a pram NO ONE looks good in these, except maybe Trannies ) Sitting on lawn chairs watching “sick” cars with ear breaking exhaust systems do burnoutsģam burnouts ( in front of house of the woman they love )īig Orthopedic white bra straps under dainty singlets in summerĪss cheek denim shorts on teens ( showing alarming amounts of macca made teen thigh.
